As of today I couldn’t turn my head to the left at all. I mean not even an inch without searing pain. I woke up several times during the night thanks to the pain. This flareup has gone on for about two weeks now. Surgery sounds more amazing with each nerve shattering minute.
At 11:30pm (April 2) I was finally able to turn my head to the left almost to where my chin was aligned with the middle of shoulder without any pain. What did it take for this glorious dare devil act to occur you ask?
Step into my parlor and find out…
Throughout the day I used:
1. Ice packs on both shoulders and neck for 2o minutes
2. Heat on left shoulder for 10 minutes
3. Lidocaine patch 5% on left shoulder for 9 hours
4. 600 mg of Gabapentin
5. 2400 mg of Ibueprofin
6. 20 mg of Oxycodone
7. And lastly 1 Harpoon Celtic Ale
Clearly #7 backs up Benjamin Franklin’s claim that “beer is proof that God loves us.” Sheer genius right there.
To answer the unspoken, but powerful question on all your minds: No, I haven’t been holding back on Part Two of the Ableism post just to keep your panties wet. The literal pain in my neck has made the thought of sitting at my laptop seem akin to the torture those human rights loving folks of the Spanish Inquisition were down for. Never fear though dear readers, you’ll get Part Two when I’m damn good and ready and you’ll like it too 😉